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Three years ago…fine. If SJP and Nicole and several others hadn’t already dabbled in the fluffy skirt, absolutely. But this dress is over. It is SO over. And wearing something that’s been SO over for 3 years is a crime. Even though the colour is lovely, even though she’s mercifully not rockin’ the beehive, even though her skin is delicious and she was as sweet as they come on the carpet – even still, a showing like this is not impressive. And Donatella should be ashamed of herself for such a lazy effort, although given that her skin seems to be taking on the consistency of a Louis Vuitton signature handbag these days, I suppose she probably has much more important things to worry about.

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