And this is why I can never quit Cardi B. Because she’s hilarious. Even when she’s being sued. If you’re going to sue Cardi B? Take it to the Harvard Law Review first to make sure it’s tight, otherwise if there’s so much as a grain of sand of sketch in your case, Cardi will find a receipt for it.
These people trying to sue her for using their house have now just opened up a world of hurt on themselves. And the thing about Cardi is, she’s one of those vengeful bitches (God love her) who won’t just wave away a problem with money that she won’t miss. She’s petty enough to spend ten times more money fighting a stupid liar just to be right. Cardi has no time for this – she has three children! – but she will make the time, “IRON YOUR BEST SUIT BITCH I’ll see you in court” should be the most terrifying words these people have ever heard”, LOLOLOLOL. (Hollywood Unlocked)
During the Emmys the other night, someone at The Squawk asked whether or not Kaitlin Olson looks different and what that difference is. And my answer was: MONEY! Like network TV money, that’s a whole new game, baby. Her new show is on ABC, it’s called High Potential. She’s #1 on the call sheet, a heavy hitter now. (Pajiba)
Ashley Parks is in a monochrome mood and these recent looks are so fun, so stylish, so well chosen to suit her personality. My favourite in this series is the all-denim. (GoFugYourself)
We are apparently supposed to care about how Prince Andrew is feeling ahead of the release of A Very Royal Scandal, starring Ruth Wilson and Michael Sheen, who is playing Andrew. And maybe that’s why he’s so bummed out – because we know what Michael Sheen can do with a role. But these dummies who are speaking on Andy’s behalf, do they know that the more they talk about it, the more free publicity they’re giving to the series? Dude, keep squatting in the Royal Lodge and taking your horses out and having your brother bankroll your comfortable life. You’re lucky that the worst thing that will happen to you is that people keep making shows out of your mistakes instead of actual charges for your crimes.
For those who don’t follow sports or the NBA, Adrian Wojnarowski, aka “Woj”, is basically the TMZ of the league. He breaks the biggest stories, known as “Woj Bombs”, and he’s almost always right. And now he’s retiring. The reaction to his retirement is fascinating to me… because it felt like it was a headline about an all-star retirement. But then again, Woj is a sports media all-star, and that’s what makes this story, at least to me, a member of the media, pretty cool. (The Ringer)
