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Are you as sad as I am that Pretty in Pink grew up so pasty? Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t love that movie. Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t think Andie had the most original style, like, ever. And don’t even try to tell me that kiss Blaine gives her after he asks her to prom didn’t completely satisfy your 16 year old desires. Don’t even try. Because I won’t believe you. And that, my friends, is why I am so horrified at how thoroughly un-cute Molly Ringwald looked tonight at the Tony’s. I live for the 80s. The 80s are pure for me. But worse yet - this could be me in 5 years. Oh.Holy.F&ck.

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