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How’s this for un-taupe pregnancy style? Naomi Watts, who seems like she’s been pregnant forever, in New York yesterday looking like she’s pretty ready.

Naomi’s alleged bestie Granny Kidman was in New York earlier this week and there are rumours that Gran didn’t bother to stop by and say hi. More mongering ensued when Nicole was honoured the other night at the Glamour Women of the Year event and Naomi, who has been seen on a few red carpets lately, wasn’t there either.

Did they break up?

Of course not.

Because Gran reads her press. And as soon as this comes to her attention, a photo opp or a strategically placed item on People.com will be arranged.

If you’re Naomi though, how do you shake a fake Freeze friend?

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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