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As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my dream.

As for the whereabouts of Kyle Chandler – hear me out. Kyle has been removed because, like Johnny Depp, Kyle is a Lifer.

The Freebie Five, you see, is tawdry and dirty. It’s about one night, or a few nights, of wild abandon. What it is NOT is a Lifetime. Or a boyfriend. Or a relationship. I would never want to “date” or marry Hot Harry on a Horse. But I’d definitely meet him in the stable…see what I mean?

Kyle therefore deserves better.

The Freebie Five – check it often and look for it to go interactive in the coming weeks!

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