We’ve been shooting etalk all day from Windsor – check out our show tonight at 7pm. We’re also prepping our prime time one-hour special that will air tomorrow night, on CTV, at 7pm, recapping all the best moments from the royal wedding. You should see the position that we’re shooting from. It’s a spectacular view of the castle and we’ll be right on top of the procession. As I’m writing this, William and Harry just came out for a walkabout. And there’s been a rehearsal with the kids that went… well… about as well as a rehearsal involving ten kids would go. TEN KIDS. They have to wrangle ten kids down that aisle. Big G, this is your moment! 

I’ve never heard of this person before. But I’m obsessed. This hair. Those jewels. All this amazingness. And that French manicure. I’ve just creeped her Instagram. She never wears anything not sparkly! This is a commitment. (Dlisted) 

Something to think about: remember when JK Rowling revealed after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that Dumbledore is gay? Is the same thing happening with Lando Calrissian in Solo: A Star Wars Story? And is this a problem? That these character reveals happen not in the story but as explainers later on? Because showing is always better than telling, non? (Pajiba) 

In years past, the Cannes amfAR gala has featured big names. Some of the biggest names. Last night it was mostly just models and Paris Hilton, nobody cares. Kristen Stewart dropped by for a minute. But other than that, it was not the event it has been in the past. This is the mess that Harvey Weinstein left behind. He’s negatively affected an organisation that has done great work to benefit HIV/AIDS research. (TMZ) 

And this is what Kristen Stewart wore to the amfAR gala…which … is not all that remarkable of an outfit, which is saying something because this is so my kind of outfit – stripes, weirdly shaped, not tight. But I don’t like it. I don’t like how the skirt is shaped. I wish there was no shape to the skirt instead of it trying to have a shape. It’s probably the most underwhelming Chanel I’ve seen in a while. (Go Fug Yourself) 
Amy Schumer predicts Meghan Markle will have a terrible time at her wedding. Because she has to talk to strangers and won’t be able to hang with her friends and get f-cked up. I… don’t know about that. If Samantha Markle were going to the wedding, Meghan would have a terrible time. I would rather talk to strangers than have to worry about rogue relatives at my wedding. (Cele|bitchy) 

Janet Jackson will be honoured at the Billboard Awards this weekend. She is being appreciated in this piece for the sex and the love in her music, in particular on the janet. album. Yep. That album made me horny. It made a lot of people horny. (Very Smart Brothas)