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Young royals hit up Mahiki last night with Hot Harry leading the way along with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. I love the name Eugenie. If a female dog is in my future, her name will be Eugenie. This is a compliment. Am also all over her blue polish. Like that it’s flat and not shimmery. Eugenie is Harry to me. While Beatrice is William.

As you can see, Hot Harry needs a hair cut. He also looks like he’d smell rather ripe. Wonder what a ripe smelling royal smells like. Is the ripeness of a royal different from the ripeness of a civilian?

These are questions for a Friday.

Photos from Wenn.com

Prince Harry Princess Beatrice Princess Eugenie at Mahiki

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