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Prince Harry will spend the next four months in Afghanistan. It was always planned that he’d be heading back out there. The timing though is rather curious.

You could say that this was the intended schedule from the very beginning.

Or you could analyse this sh-t to death and look at it like this:

A.They’re sending him as image rehab from Vegas

Or

B.This is why he did what he did in Vegas: so he could get his way.

Either way, it’s bad form to talk sh-t about him now because he’s serving his country, putting his life on the line. If only disgraced celebrities could join the army! Motherhood and the military! The two best whitewashers ever!

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