Tom Brady made biscuits for Christmas dinner. I also made biscuits for Christmas dinner. Jacek loves my biscuits. If that sounds dirty it’s because he makes it dirty because he’s totally “bad joke guy” and walks around the house smirking about how much he loves my biscuits. I’m pretty sure Gisele Bundchen does not walk around her house/mansion talking about how much she loves Tom Brady’s biscuits when he makes biscuits. Anyway, other people online are snarking in disbelief about whether or not Tom and Gisele actually eat biscuits because if you make them the right way, it involves a lot of butter and a lot of flour and these two don’t even eat tomatoes. (Dlisted)
If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, you know how much I love gross sh-t. I have a “gross sh-t” text thread with a few of my closest friends. We pass gross sh-t back and forth to each other. Our recent favourite was the man who decided to pop a pimple with a tool from his wood shed and it resulted in the most gnarly growth all over his mouth. Anyway, for those of us who love gross sh-t, Dr Sandra Lee, aka Dr Pimple Popper, is our dealer. And now, just in time for 2018, she’s got her own TV special. (Jezebel)
I really love how President Obama sasses Prince Harry. Then again, Prince Harry is probably the only person who’s allowed to ask Obama if he wears boxers or briefs. Seriously. Who would be allowed to ask Harry the same question? For the record, I’m going to say that both of them prefer boxer briefs. William is totally a brief guy though. Same goes for Joe Biden. (Just Jared)
John Oliver talks about that time he asked Dustin Hoffman about being a sexual harasser. And he’s right. He’s right that the coverage became about whether or not he should have asked and not about Dustin Huffman being held accountable for being a pervy asshole. At the same time, as previously noted, the sanctimonious way Dustin behaved during that Q&A probably directly resulted in more women sharing their stories about when he harassed them, including the account from a woman who was a friend of his daughter’s and a teenager at the time. So. Dustin Hoffman couldn’t run. (Cele|bitchy)
Holy f-cking sh-t. These overalls on Daisy Ridley. Are INSANE and THE BEST. And she looks amazing in them. They are showstoppers and I cannot stop looking. I will also probably not be able to stop thinking about them and daydreaming myself into them in several different screenplay scenarios, one of which will totally involve running into my nemesis while wearing them… only I probably won’t wear them as well as Daisy. PS how many times have you seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi? I’m working on my third. It would have already happened but yesterday we went to see Jumanji instead, which we actually really enjoyed. I think The Last Jedi will happen (again) on New Year’s Day. If not before. I’m thinking before. And then again on New Year’s Day. Duana hasn't gone yet and I’m trying to invite myself when she goes. (Go Fug Yourself)
I used to think that clothing a dog was ridiculous. That was back when we lived in Vancouver where it rains a lot but rarely gets bullsh-ttingly cold. Here in Toronto, it gets bullsh-ttingly cold bullsh-ttingly often. Right now, in Toronto, it’s -15 degrees. That’s before windchill. With the windchill it’s -22. So, yes, certain dogs need a sweater. Our dogs don’t wear sweaters but they do have fleece-lined jackets because their own coats aren’t that thick. As for the sweaters, we’ve thought about it… but they don’t do much when the snow kicks up and the wool gets wet, you know? (Slate)
