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Hot Harry was at the London Marathon yesterday and, well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen his hair look so... fuzzy? It has the texture of a small furry animal. Or a perm gone wrong. Something. I wonder if he’s not trying to spread it around too much, so as to cover his thinning spots.

Happily, Hot Harry’s hair looks better on video than it does in still photos. He was interviewed by the BBC about his patronage of the marathon and, well, bad hair or not, our favourite royal scamp is, always, the cutest sh-t ever. Especially when he pretty much volunteers his brother and Kate to run in next year’s event. Listen to how the journalist almost loses her sh-t, so amused by his naughtiness. Click here to watch.

But can we talk about Hot Harry’s shoe game?

Noblesse Casual is what I call it. This kind of footwear screams rich. Halfway between slippers and proper shoes, because, well, that’s what life is for them, you know: there’s not much difference between “work” and “leisure”.

Prince Harry at The 2012 Virgin London Marathon

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