Timing is a funny thing. While Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are about to show off their voice work on Spotify, Prince William and Kate are narrating a Christmas surprise. As someone who does voiceovers for a living, all the British people in this discussion need some training. (Cele|bitchy) 

Is there something in Naomi Campbell’s wardrobe you’ve always wondered about? An Alaia dress or a classic Versace piece? Well, too bad. We’re not here to talk about that. We’re here to talk about where she gets her travelling hazmat suits. And it’s where all of us get all our things. Someone needs to do a quiz about “what does the last thing you bought on Amazon reveal about you?” (Dlisted) 


Oh right, we haven’t yet talked about Timothée Chalamet hosting Saturday Night Live. I thought he was adorably nervous in the opening monologue and excellent in the Tiny Horse sketch but I wasn’t as excited as Twitter about his bromance with Pete Davidson? As the Fug Girls note here, Timmy kept it relatively simple when he first came out on stage – although most people do wear black when they do the monologue and I appreciate Timmy’s choice of red. I appreciate most, however, his outfit as “Harry Styles”. It was exactly the kind of fit Harry would wear and… Timmy looked amazing in it. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter basically just had a class discussion to break down the lyrics to a song about dicks. Which, yes, is pretty much two dads trying to understand what the youths are saying – only one of them is trying to understand what the youths are saying about him, LOL. (Pajiba) 

Jane Starr Drinkard (excellent name) thinks about Elle Woods’s meltdown a lot and now I’m thinking about why I don’t think about it as much as I should. (The Cut)