Prince William and Kate’s people released a terse statement in an attempt to address all the wild speculation about why she’s been off the grid for so long while reaffirming that she’s doing ok. As you can imagine, it hasn’t helped. Wondering as to her whereabouts has been one of the biggest memes of the year. Right up there with pegging. (Celebitchy) 

 

Everybody is asking where Kate Middleton went. But bless Dustin Rowles at Pajiba because he’s more concerned with where JJ Abrams went. This is a good question. (Pajiba) 

We’ve gone a whole week, so far, without posting about Taylor Swift or TNT and I’ve enjoyed it – not necessarily because I’m tired of her or them but because, frankly, at the pace we were going before, right up to the Super Bowl, we all would have burned out. Nobody needs this show to burn out too soon, so it’s good that she’s on tour and doing tour things and not out here making headlines every day. Other people are doing that for her though. This time it’s Kansas City coach Andy Reid talking about her pop-tarts. Which is not a euphemism for anything, you pervs. It’s really just pop-tarts.(The Cut) 

 

You know who was a bigger story than Taylor Swift last week? Reesa Teesa and her series Who TF Did I Marry? Everybody was talking about it, everybody was watching it – ALL 50 PARTS OF IT! And then people started asking how much money she was making or had made from her crazy ass marriage drama. So of course she made a TikTok setting them straight about the assumption that her bank account is popping off. (Hollywood Unlocked)

Julianne Moore looks amazing in this Schiaparelli dress which is quite obviously Schiaparelli. You always know right away. (GoFugYourself)