I am Priyanka Chopra here. Aren’t we all Priyanka here? She’s reacting to David Blaine sewing his mouth shut. Which is f-cked up. And I have no time for it. Is it the same as watching pimple popping? F-ck no. Pimple popping, while gross, is natural. Like it’s a grown thing naturally growing on your body. Your body makes the pus. Your body is pus producer. Your body is not making you stick a needle and thread through your f-cking lips, MY GOD. (Dlisted) 

Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds are hanging out in hotel rooms together. Hugh’s wearing a bathrobe and Ryan’s in his Deadpool costume. And now people think Wolverine will be in Deadpool 2. I’m more interested in this friendship. As I wrote long ago, Hugh Jackman has been a positive influence on Ryan Reynolds’s career attitude. You cannot work with someone like Hugh, who is the best and the most accommodating and the most kind, and be a dick. Hugh’s niceness is contagious. (Pajiba) 

It hasn’t been six months but there have been rumours that Matt Lauer is working on his comeback. And his comeback attitude is evidently just as aggressive as it was before. Did we ever see a “contrite” Matt Lauer? Matt is defending himself against accusations made by Ann Curry. Why would she lie? Why? Oh, wait. Are we going to be asked to believe that she’s a bitter bitch about getting let go from NBC and that’s why she’s making sh-t up? Here’s a man who chronically abused his power and a woman who was straight up wronged by the broadcaster and the bro they upheld for so many years. And still they will try to attack her credibility. (TMZ) 

Love the FUG Girls. Don’t agree with them about this outfit on Allison Williams. But that’s probably because I don’t like sheer and I don’t like taffeta. It bothers me that you can see the seams around the shoulders because of the sheer material. I don’t like how the sheer wrinkles around the elbows. And because sheer has no strength to it, it can’t hold up the rest of the dress. You see how the dress is fitting around her chest? It’s not a good fit in that area. (Go Fug Yourself) 

In the Avengers previews, they’ve shown us that Tony Stark and Dr Strange – I can’t remember his real name, is it Steve? there are a lot of Steves – are not BFFs. So I suppose it’s fitting that it’s Iron Man that Ellen DeGeneres uses to scare the sh-t out of Benedict Cumberbatch. Ellen has a thing for scaring people by having people pop out in your face. I’ve already talked about how this would not be a good idea for some, like me. I become violent when I’m scared. My instinct is to fight when I’m scared. And I know I’m not alone. What happens if she does this to someone who reacts the way I would? There would be an injury. (Cele|bitchy) 

Evan Rachel Wood has been famous for a long, long time. It’s sometimes easy to forget. I think she too is a good candidate for Show Your Work. Interesting choice of word they’ve used here in the title. I know it’s pegged to Westworld but does this apply to her career? (Refinery 29)