R Kelly requested to be moved to general population in prison and he got what he wanted. He’s in there for child molestation, basically, and they always say that there’s some kind of code when you’re inside: pedophiles don’t do so well. R Kelly isn’t worried, apparently. Maybe he thinks his celebrity will protect him? And he’s already getting special consideration. Like more visitors than regular inmates. Which probably means his girlfriends will come to see him. That already squicks me, what he’ll be ordering them to do when they drop by. (Dlisted)
The GQ Men of the Year Awards happened last night in London which, when I looked at this this morning, it f-cked me up because I thought it was November or December. How do you know who the “men of the year” are when the year’s only just half over? Have you ever noticed that there are always more women at the “men of the year” events than men? And that fewer men show up to the “women of the year” events? What’s that all about? (Go Fug Yourself)
Like I said when that Instagram post of Emma Watson and Tom Felton went up, these two grew up on set together with their tutors and their toys and probably would have been in casual clothes, play clothes, even pyjamas all the time. That, of course, didn’t stop people from wondering whether or not they’re a thing now. Which, for them, must be gross because they obviously have a relationship that’s more like siblings. (Cele|bitchy)
I’m not actually grossed out by Kanye West doing whatever he’s doing with his ear. Maybe he was itchy after having his earphones taken out after a performance? Nothing bugs like an inside ear itch. But westerners, I feel for you that you’ve never experienced the relief that comes from an ear scratcher. Chinese people have tiny, tiny spoons we use to gently scratch the inside of our ears. I know there are doctors yelling danger about this but, when used safely, f------ck it feels so good. (OMG Blog)
Tiger Woods was at Rafael Nadal’s match the other night and he also showed up to fist pump for Serena Williams last night. I thought Roger Federer was his tennis BFF? (TMZ)