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No seriously. Look at her ass. My Goddess that’s an ass. It’s absolutely mouthwatering, don’t you think? The ass and those legs, those legs that go on forever – totally wasted and a frickin’ crime if you ask me. Wasted on that useless and dispensable Jerry O’Connell whose contribution to showbiz I am still trying to figure out. And please…put away your email and save the Stand By Me lecture. Stand By Me was all about River. Any other fat kid could have done the job. I’m talking about REAL contribution and value and if you can convince me of Jerry’s, I’d be so grateful because for the life of me, I cannot understand why a package this sweet is wrapped around a package this sorry. And even if her face doesn’t necessarily set me on fire, the entire combination still defies reason. Perhaps you can enlighten me. Thank you.

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