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Reese Witherspoon was spotted in New York yesterday on her own supposedly to take a few meetings. As you know, Reese is single now. She and Jakey broke up. Curiously enough however, a new item just appeared on People.com this morning. Jake Gyllenhaal is apparently in New York too. He was partying with some dudes at a charity event. Coincidence or conspiracy?

It’s a big city. People are allowed to be in a big city at the same time. Especially famous ones. But at the same time, is a Christmas reconciliation totally out of the question? Maybe if she takes the thornbush out of her ass. No Fun Reese is a buzzkill. And please stop suggesting Anne Hathaway for him. Those two are like brother and sister for me.


Photos from Demis Maryannakis/Splashnewsonline.com

Reese Witherspoon in New York

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