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It’s like my face today, only Reese probably didn’t have the grossest morning ever.

No, Reese is on set of her new movie in Washington. She will be paid millions for a few weeks work. She’s shooting outside and doesn’t appreciate being papped on location. She doesn’t want us looking at the photos, posting the photos, especially since she doesn’t really have anything to sell right now or an Oscar to campaign for.

I LOVE Reese Witherspoon bitchface. I think it can rival Angelina Jolie bitchface. Remember when Angelina Jolie bitched her face at Anne Hathaway?

Bitchface-off between Reese and the Jolie. Who wins? Check the poll.

I’ll say Reese. Because it’s the goody goody sugar ones you always have to look out for.


Photos from Brandon Todd/Splashnewsonline.com

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