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Sorry Reese fans but I was decidedly underwhelmed by her sparkly dress. Not that it was offensive or anything and I do admire Reese for being a mother and an actor and unscandalous one at that, but I’m so tired of the Mama Belle/overgrown debutante routine. We get it, Reese. We know you’re a nice lady. We know you don’t party with Paris or hide drugs in your cooch. But do try to excite us once in a while with a more tantalizing dress, would you?

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