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Good Goddess. Would it kill her to dial it up a notch? Look… y’all know I’m a big fan of Reese. I have adored her for ages. But the Mother Soccer routine is putting me to sleep. Between understated Witherspoon and skank ho Hilton, there must be a middle ground. And I wish Reese could find it. Because I am thisclose to not caring. And in Hollywood, what could be worse than indifference?

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