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Was it just me or did she act like she totally didn’t want to be there? Poor thing. I know she’s suffering from a broken marriage. I know she can’t find lasting love. I know she has a terrible love/hate relationship with food. But for the love of Carolina Herrera, would it have killed her to crack a smile? And moisturize? And find a shade of foundation that blends with her skin tone??? Why is it so impossible for this girl to find a make up artist who can make her look normal???

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