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She poses so hard I can almost hear her – Renee Zellweger. As you can see, she’s rockin’ the Posh ‘do. And it looks great.

Contrary to others though, she wasn’t nearly as attractive in person as she is in these photos. I can hardly believe it’s the same person. For starters, she’s scary, scary thin. In a way that feels unnatural, forced, almost tortured. And then it was the skin tone. A shade of ash grey under her bronzer and blush… like the colour of Lonely, if Lonely needed a colour, bouncing off the same shade of her dress.

But she did have kind, apologetic, shy and uncomfortable eyes… made me sad, made me want to hug her.

Or maybe I"m projecting? Maybe it"s just me...

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