I don’t have children so I don’t get to go to kids’ soccer or hockey or other sports activities and I’m starting to think that maybe that’s the one downside of not being a parent because, apparently, it’s exactly my kind of environment! People are calling other people whores and bitches and threatening to make their enemies eat a dick. This is the gossip I’m here for! You know how on the news and on messages boards they’re always angsting about video games or night clubs or certain kinds of music contributing to the moral decay among the youth? Well… how about the little league game? That’s the morally decaying environment I need to visit. The gossip! My god! (Dlisted) 

Ansel Elgort wants a non-sexual open relationship…or something? A few years ago, Ansel Elgort was one of those up-and-coming actors predicted to be the next, I dunno, Leonardo DiCaprio, or something. And then he became known as someone you really want to punch. Now Timothee Chalamet is the King. If you’re Ansel Elgort’s management, how do you restrategise? The Goldfinch was supposed to do it for him but, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it didn’t work. (Cele|bitchy) 

Renee Zellweger seems like a lock right now for a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her performance in Judy. Here she is at the UK premiere in a violet dress. The best part of this outfit is the umbrella. I want one! (Go Fug Yourself) 

Will Chris Evans ever be in a musical? What does Rian Johnson think of the prospect of Chris Evans in a musical? Can Rian Johnson make Chris Evans + Musical happen? (Pajiba) 

Who’s the best dressed on Schitt’s Creek? I don’t think there’s one answer to that because we all gravitate to specific styles. My style is David Rose. That said, Moira Rose is all of us. If you want to own the Schitt’s Creek clothes… here’s your chance. (THR)