❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Richie Sambora arrested for DUI – another f*cking bonehead trying to murder people with his vehicle. WTF?

Bon Jovi is super rich ass. The band, I mean. Millions of albums sold, a big stadium act, the man has money. He can afford a fecking driver. And while his addiction has obviously been a lifelong battle, it’s also not an excuse.

Hopefully Richie gets himself some help. Again. But not in the form of that golddigging twat Denise Richards who will probably pounce on him now that he’s vulnerable. Would you put it past her???

PS. Why does he look like Martin Short?

Source TMZ.com

Share this post