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You won’t understand this if you were born of The Hills generation but if you were, like me, raised in the 80s, for about five minutes Rick Springfield had to have been your boyfriend.

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl

So he was on Good Morning America this morning promoting a new album dropping tomorrow. The first single What’s Victoria’s Secret isn’t the greatest…by any stretch…and it sounds like he’s begging for an endorsement but consider this:

Rick Springfield is 58!!!

58!!!

My dad is a year older. James Taylor is a year older too. Why doesn’t James Taylor look like this? Oh wait. Right. That would be all the heroin. And the hair issue.

Rick Springfield kept his hair.

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