❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Us Weekly is reporting that Rihanna and baseball player Matt Kemp are through. Apparently he’s not into her travel schedule and doesn’t want to follow her all over the place. Whatever. It wasn’t meant to last anyway.

Matt was the In-Between Guy. Her first significant relationship after Chris Brown. We all need one of those: low drama, low intensity, low passion, essential for recovery and for preparation for the Next Big Love.

Now this is exciting. Please let the Next Big Love be a celebrity. Like Taylor Kitsch, with whom Rihanna worked on Battleship. Imagine?

Ri is spending the holidays relaxing at home in Barbados. It’s not my style but I LOVE the kitty bikini.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Rihanna spends holidays in Barbados after split from Matt Kemp

Share this post