Dear Gossips,
There’s really only one way to start the day: with Mimi, RiRi, and titties.
Mariah Carey’s schedule from mid-November to mid-December every year is the same. She is Christmas, the celebrity embodiment of the season, and she’s been touring in select cities in the US, bringing festivity to her lambs through song and good lighting.
Unfortunately a few days ago she had to cancel because of the flu. But you cannot keep our Christmas angel down for long – because last night she was back in Brooklyn, heroically on stage again to buoy the holiday spirits of those in the audience… including Rihanna.
RiRi was in fangirl mode last night. She was also in party mode – you can tell our girl has had a few, LOL.
Not Rihanna grabbing the mic and telling the crowd that “Mariah Carey is signing my tit, y’all”. And yes, this is wholesome. It’s queer-wholesome, the best kind of wholesome, everybody went to bed last night with fairy dreams and sugar pumps dancing on breasts, and when they woke up their skin was radiant and moisturised.
Christmas is our vain ass butterfly queen prioritising her good side and warning Jason Lee not to film her “bad side”. Christmas is two queens gushing over each other and wanting to trade sunglasses. Christmas is RiRi being Riri who is always down for a good time, the ultimate party, the most wild when she’s out in the wild.
Let us feed off this holiday energy!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Attached: Mimi in NYC before the show.
