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She WILL be a star.

I mean Rumer Willis of course. Rumer who wants so badly to be one. Rumer born to Bruce and Demi, who hangs with Lindsay and pines for the flossy flossy life and everything that comes along with it. Rumer who is now a regular at Winstons and Teddys but claims not to do drugs… Rumer who is now capturing the interest of the pappies…

Now Rumer has a job. Not the main role but a supporting one alongside her daddy and acting wunderkind Mischa Barton. In other words: Box Office Magic.

First a movie, then an eating disorder, then a dangerously addicted boyfriend… Rumer is well on her way, as her parents continue to distinguish themselves as role model Hollywood parents.

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