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Almost DList… Rumer Willis is on her way. Clubbing practically every night this week, always with ciggie in hand, looking very trim in a pair of black tailored trousers - Rumer seems happy, non? Happy that the plan is working.

New hair, famous family, famous friends, stimulants, increased pappy attention, and possibly more if she’s able to keep up with an eating disorder… she’s following the playbook step by step, so far so good. Now we just need a degenerate junkie boyfriend….how ‘bout Jonathan Rhys Meyers?

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