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You know I’ve been saying it for months: under the right light, when she’s rockin’ her best angles, my Rumey is not ugly. With a new hair cut at a length that’s just so, Rumer Willis is finally proving that she’s actually straight up cute.

See?

Here’s Rumey last night at the launch of the Op campaign – she is featured in the ads. Yes… my Rumey is a model! You will note, she’s wearing blue contacts and she has found the best iteration of herself, like, ever.

So stop. Stop calling her what you call her. Because it really is all relative. Put my Rumey side by side with Tori Spelling and her mangled face…

Please.

There’s not even a question.

K Fed Junior would totally marry Rumey if she was rich like that.

Photos from Wenn.com

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