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Russell Brand heading to the Laker game on Sunday. F-ck he’s disgusting. Hilariously, nastily disgusting. But why should I judge who you want to shamef-ck? If he is indeed your shamef-ck … giv’er. But never tell.

How about Adam Levine?

Is he your shamef-ck?

For the benefit of those new to the site: I hate Maroon 5. There was a story a few years ago about a person with a brain disorder and every time he heard Mary Hart’s voice, he’d have a seizure. I feel this way about Adam Levine’s voice.

As such, I would Russell Brand over Adam Levine. The most interesting thing about Adam Levine is Jessica Simpson.

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com

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