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Look, I was all over leather pants… IN 1998!!! But in LA??? In the middle of April? For dinner??? Someone, anyone…find this woman a boyfriend. Her desperation and her 40 year old libido are wreaking havoc on my eyes. I"m telling you… the poor thing is one date with Ryan Seacrest away from Teri Hatcher.

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