The Hollywood Reporter’s Women in Entertainment event was a breakfast. I’ve been to LA a lot but I’m not of LA, so I guess I can’t say what’s “breakfast” and “not breakfast” in LA but I do know that everywhere else in the world, breakfast means morning and morning means… 

Well, why don’t we bring it back to ourselves. If you had a breakfast event to go to, an important event in your industry, and it was a BREAKFAST, would you wear a strapless cocktail dress?

I’m going to just assume that your answer is NO. 

In LA though? Whatever. You can wear a f-cking ballgown to a breakfast event. 

This is why I appreciate Sarah Silverman. Sarah wore a crisp striped shirt, a tie, a blazer, and jeans to the breakfast event. Excellent breakfast outfit.

You know what I don’t consider a breakfast outfit? 

This – at the same event: