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Did you know Borat is writing a book? Two books? Borat Travel Guides due out next year – best idea ever, non?

So Borat won Best Comedic Performance last night. Sacha stood to accept on behalf of the Kazakh, sexy as all hell. And soon to be a father too. Isla is pregnant, showing, and glowing. Adorable.

Anyway, during his speech, a not-s0-subtle jab at young Hollywood, at the starlet tartlets and how much they suck:

“Sorry Borat can’t be here tonight. He’s been feeling the pressures of fame and had to check into rehab. Last week, he was driving his car and crashed it into the gate of Jew town. Police found he was driving under the influence of horse urine and found more than the legal limit of ruffies.”

Snort.

Source Dose.ca

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