When Sarah started watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina last weekend, she namechecked “Satan” a lot in our texts. And there were a lot of exclamation points, like surprise at how much “Satan” there was in the show. I’m surprised that there are actual Satanists that exist. Is it just me? Anyway they’re pissed at the Sabrina series for … making a show about them? Are Satanists not thirsty? Thirsty as in thirsty for attention, not blood, or evil. Now I’m confusing my dark characters. Wait, no. These people aren’t characters, they’re real. (Dlisted) 

Jennifer Garner posted a Halloween recipe for Halloween. And we are still unclear about whether or not her new boyfriend is officially her new boyfriend or whether or not he’s being auditioned to be her boyfriend, but definitely not in the Tom Cruise way. (Cele|bitchy) 

I’ve not yet read the new cover feature on Jennifer Lopez in the December issue of InStyle yet but I’ve seen most of the photos and, well, it’s been a long time since we’ve seen a bad JLo editorial. It’s ridiculous. She’s getting more and more attractive. Also? If there’s anyone who knows how to pose, like highlight a dramatic outfit in the most dramatic and effective way, it’s Jennifer Lopez. Look at the drama on that cover. Few people can deliver drama in an outfit like that. (Go Fug Yourself) 

It’s true. Bad reviews, when written well, are delicious. Like, recently, Jeremy Larson’s review of Greta Van Fleet’s new album – did you hear about this? It was actually trending online it was so… unmerciful. But with receipts. Here’s a list of favourite bad movie reviews by Kaleigh Donaldson of (Pajiba) 

If there was still any doubt that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are fiiiiiiiine and that there was nothing scandalous about their divorce and it had nothing to do with him getting famous and forgetting his wife or whatever it was that was rumoured. This is next-level public conscious uncoupling. (TMZ) 

Vulture’s list of the Best Movies of 2018 so far and you know what? I am so happy and I SO co-sign the inclusion of Blockers. I’ve seen Blockers twice. It was really funny both times. You know what else is, hilariously, on this list? Duana’s favourite – Paddington 2! Also… To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before! Notably absent? Ahem. A Star is Born. (Vulture)