Oscar Make-a-Couple: ScarJo & Jeremy Renner
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Many of you emailed me about this. Black Widow and Hawkeye posed together on the red carpet. And they could totally make sense, right?
It’s a bit of a stretch though. Scarlett’s taste runs a lot prettier than Renner. I’m not saying he’s not a sexy dude, but she likes the ones who are empirically goodlooking. Let’s not lie to be kind and pretend like Jeremy Renner is empirically goodlooking. Also, please don’t go on about her date. It was her agent.
But she’s been doing a lot of lace lately, non? At the Globes it was lace too. For the Oscars, lace again but Scarjo brought it in a lot tighter. I’m not sure it’s my favourite, but there are parts of it I really like. The back, the colour, the fit, her hair, and her ass…
I do not however dig the black bra and panties whatever situation happening underneath. And the busy-ness of the pattern. And the patch of flesh around the chest. There’s a lot going on and when you look like Scarjo, I’m not sure it’s necessary.
Photos from Kevork Djansezian/Jason Merritt/ROBYN BECK/MARK RALSTON/Gettyimages.com
