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Latest issue of Us Weekly has a 3 page article on Scarlett Johansson trying to get back together with Ryan Reynolds. Apparently she feels like a dumbass after getting f-cked over by Sean Penn and needs someone comforting and safe. Their divorce just became official a month ago but the magazine cites sources close to Scarjo who say that she’s been all over him for weeks, trying to hook up a reconciliation, conveniently just as it was revealed that he’d been seeing Charlize Theron. Yeah. We’ve all been there. When I was 18, I broke up with someone so vile I couldn’t say his name. Then when I found out he was seeing someone else, I called him up and had to have another go, which lasted maybe 2 weeks because, like I said, he was vile. And then he stalked me up at university and drunkenly tried to break down the main door of the student residence. A few months ago he found me online and sent an email to the general mailbox, something like “Hey Sweetheart...blah blah blah”, and after all these years, I still almost threw up just, like, remembering. With the exception of 3 people, everyone I’ve ever dated is disgusting. Truly, truly gross.

Scarlett Johansson probably doesn’t find Ryan Reynolds gross. I mean, if she could with Sean Penn, there is no way she’d find Ryan Reynolds gross. As for whether or not Ryan wants a second shot with his ex-wife, well, he’s certainly available. According to Us, it’s now over between him and Charlize because she was ready to get really serious and he thought it was a summer fling. They say she didn’t take it well. Er, she’s a bitch. She doesn’t take anything well. There’s more to this though than what we know right now. I’ve a feeling there was a lot going on with Charlize that became too real for Ryan.

All this of course just as Ryan is back in theatres with Jason Bateman this weekend in The Change-up. The reviews are terrible. And it’s going up against Rise of the Planet of the Apes which is, surprisingly, getting really good reviews. Have you seen the promo below though? I can’t help it. They’re really cute together. I like it when they take a shot at the competition. And of course when they talk about grandma. Just me or is Ryan is really, really tanned in that white suit?

Attached - Jason and Ryan doing the talk show circuit in New York this week.




Photos from Wenn.com

Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds appeared on The Today Show and The View to promote The Change-Up.

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