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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (I think) in Barcelona the other day. Of course she can wear the wide legs. And of course she looks amazing. And this is not a stick insect either. Nor is she an amazon.

Thing is, I too am top heavy with an ample rump … and I KNOW those pants wouldn’t fit me like that. Bitch.

Hate her! Love her! I want the pants!

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