September 29, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2017 13:37:48 September 29, 2017 13:37:48

Meg! Happy Birthday with love from Scott who requested for you Idris Elba, Beyoncé, Rihanna, and Aziz Ansari.

And for Joegina from Des, JenBrown, Steph, and Stacy– it’s your wedding day! Congratulations! They adore you for being tough and strong and classy and gorgeous. They’re so proud to be your friend. So, in honour of you, here are Tim Riggins, Jake Gyllenhaal, and, “to bust your balls”, Wade Redden.

"Happiest of birthdays to our smart, feisty, beautiful Momma Bear Denise. In a year where you spent long summer afternoons watching Jays games with the Sislets, saw Rafa and Roger in Montreal, and discovered the wonderful world of podcasts, you also walked away from a dynamic that was taking from you, and formed your own business where you could channel those same caretaker abilities to the benefit of some pretty adorable, always appreciative charges. It's this ability to let go of things that aren't working for you and moving towards the things that do that make us so excited for your new year. You're kicking it off with hearing Hillary speak, and we hope that it also brings you continuing success with your business, and that your two-legged charges are as well-behaved as Pundit (who is, as we all know, AN ANGEL). To help herald in this new era, here are Rafa, your favourite Chris, Steven Amell, Idris, and Aaron Taylor Johnson."

Charley Gallay/ Buda Mendes/ Joe Scarnici/ Theo Wargo/ Noam Galai/ Randy Brooke/ Ronald Martinez/ Dave M. Benett/ Mike Marsland/ Gilbert Carrasquillo/ Getty Images

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