Kelly! Hope your Birthday Weekend was the best – and that it fully indulged your birthday whore-ness, which I think I’m tapping into right now because even though it was three days ago, please consider this an EXTENSION and a free pass to keep celebrating it! After all, this year is a milestone! Sto lat! 

And here’s Beyoncé because… well… as you said, it’s the proximity. May our Queen bless you!