Here’s a thing that went viral recently that… I can’t get with. Did you know that you might have a taco holder in your car? (This is not a euphemism for your pussy, though I wish it were.) The better question is – do you need a taco holder in your car? I HATE eating in the car. Which, I know, is the whole point of fast food. Eating in the car takes away, for me, the savouring of the food. ESPECIALLY FAST FOOD. Fast food is gourmet to me! It’s a treat. It should be appreciated! How can you appreciate it when you have to focus on driving? In her book, Michelle Obama talks about eating fast food in her car, but parked. And how it was her only alone time. I feel that. (Dlisted) 

You know what, kids? Life is unpredictable. And sometimes that’s scary but, sometimes, its randomness is beautiful. And as f-cked up as social media can be, on occasion it provides the canvas to artwork of surprise and delight. Which is what happened last night during the NBA Finals – courtesy of Macaulay Culkin. We can now say that Mac Culkin has his own Drake story. Or, better, that Drake has his on Mac story. (Jezebel)

Drake’s taking all kinds of L’s the last couple of days. Anthony Joshua lost his bout this weekend, and people are blaming the Drake curse for it. The Raptors dropped Game 2 of the NBA Finals last night, and… even Jeopardy champion, James Holzhauer, is making jokes about Drake as he lets go of his buzzer. (Just Jared) 
Be honest: how often do you floss? Shailene Woodley was honest about flossing – honest enough to admit she doesn’t do it. Her rationale is wrong but she’s a celebrity, she probably has great teeth because I feel like celebrities get to see the dentist more than regular people do. Also that’s also where a lot of people go for their Botox, especially civilians. I’m not saying Shailene gets Botox. She probably doesn’t because she’s 27 and super “natural”. Again, she’s 27. (Cele|bitchy) 

Harrison Ford is in The Secret Life of Pets 2 – I didn’t know this but I love the idea of him hanging out more with Tiffany Haddish. This photo cracks me up. It looks like she cracks him up too, and he needs some cracking up. Harrison seems like one of those people who makes you earn his laughter. And Tiffany clearly has earned it. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Inspired by Keanu Reeves’s performance in Always Be My Maybe, here’s a list “actors playing themselves” cameos in movies. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping – an underrated, underappreciated comedy – was basically 2 hours of this. (The Ringer)