I missed it in January when it was confirmed that Sienna Miller has a new boyfriend. They were photographed together yesterday heading to Paris where she’s expected to attend the Louis Vuitton show. His name is Lucas Zwirner, 27 years old. His family owns art galleries. According to this W profile from last year, in 2015, pretty much straight out of Yale Lucas joined the family business to expand their publishing division with a goal of 25 book releases a year, focusing on the “intersection of writing and visual art”.

Do you ever play this game with friends or family, like at the airport, someplace where it’s not obvious what a person’s interests and backgrounds are (at a sporting event, for example, it’s not as much fun because the fact that they’re at the game already gives you a detail), and you try to guess what a stranger’s name is and what they do? Lucas Zwirner looks like a Lucas. I feel like Lucas would have come up in my guesses along with Nicholas, Nathan, and Ethan. But if you were only going by these pictures, would you have given him the job description above? Family business? Definitely. I don’t know that it would have been art and literature though. I probably would have said that his family has finance connections and he’s also, LOL, a part-time DJ. For some reason, Ansel Elgort keeps popping up in my mind. Does he remind you of Ansel Elgort? I mean that’s why the game is so fun. Kinda like Photo Assumption – most of the time you’re wrong, but the speculation is rooted in SOMEthing, and how you see the world, and there can be a takeaway there. 

So Sienna is dating a member of the NYC art and lit scene, the kind of person I’m thinking would certainly impress her arty and edgy friend Justin Theroux (also a Louis Vuitton ambassador) since, you know, that’s the kind of crowd he was missing so much when he was forced to live in boring, healthy Los Angeles with Jennifer Aniston.