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Please note that the event is at capacity – over capacity – and security is tight. Address and details were sent to all attendees on Monday so please make sure you share the information with your party people. As for all your emails about what to wear… anything you want! Remember though, there’s a pool and there’s a garden so your stilettos will be sinking into the grass if you trot out there in your sky high Christian Diors.

Be ready to pose for photos on the site and work your best angles like my Rumey Willis!

Look forward to hanging out… Shiloh, hold back the rains!

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