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Spice Girls were at Heathrow today to open Virgin Atlantic’s new terminal at the airport. Poor Baby Emma has been hobbled after tripping on stage during the concert the other night.

The girls’ multi-date run in London begins in a few which means they’ll be spending Christmas back in England. The UK tabloids will have a field day ripping them apart. Especially Victoria. Can’t wait.

Check out Geri…she’s TINY! And she also looks tired of Posh’s endless posing. Bitch kills me. Everyone else is standing almost normally and there she is, jutting out her hips and taking up the most space. Which is why Posh always has to stand on the end, you see. So as to maximise every angle of her ensemble.

Mrs Beckham thinks of everything.

PS. Note there are no pokey nipples. For sure she had her concrete tits downsized. For sure.

Photos from Wenn

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