Liz Trinnear is our special guest this week on Sasha Answers, millennial edition. We talk about Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir, and atoning for small dick shaming, and we throw in a few makeup tips too. 

Yesterday we were jazzing about the Spice Girls possibly performing at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding. Now that’s looking doubtful? But they’re still going? Please. They’re performing. It might not be an “official” performance but imagine, all five of them there at the reception, and a member of the royal family comes up and is all like, the newlyweds are wondering if you could just sing Viva Forever … just informally. How do you say no?!? (Dlisted)  

Joaquin Phoenix, Rooney Mara, and Chiwetel Ejiofor are promoting Mary Magdalene together. Joaquin and Rooney, as we know, are now so in love. Like a soulmate kind of love. These two continue to make a lot of sense to me. Is it the “aloofness”? Sorry. I don’t mean to shade. They’re just, like, perfect. Joaquin is almost smiling in this picture. Almost. I wonder how he’d be on an Oscar campaign now that she’s in his life. (Go Fug Yourself) 

People have a lot of opinions about what women should or shouldn’t do when they’re pregnant. I mean, unless it’s smoking crack, most of these seem really…like… I mean, remember, celebrities have next level access to medical treatment and assistance. And she probably wasn’t flying commercial. Then again, this is what judgy moms do. It’s an industry! (Cele|bitchy) 

An Oscar food quiz! So here’s how it works: you pick your meal, starting with appetizers and salds and soups to your proteins and then dessert. Then the quiz generator spits out the Oscar nominee you should be having dinner with. I’m sorry. This quiz sh-t is my weakness. I will never be able to resist. The celebrity I’m having dinner with is Christopher Plummer. Am I disappointed by this or really happy about it? Because I wanted Timothee Chalamet. (Buzzfeed) 

At post time, Ryan Seacrest will still be representing E! on the red carpet at the Oscars even though there are now rumours that certain celebrities will not stop to talk to him. That’s the official version of the story. There are also rumours that E! is meeting behind the scenes to discuss pulling him from the carpet and putting in Giuliana Rancic instead. He continues to deny any wrongdoing. The story is only growing as we get closer to Sunday. Will it be awkward if he’s holding a mic up to someone who’s wearing a Time’s Up pin? (The Cut) 

Holy sh-t, this week is the 3 year anniversary of The Dress. You remember The Dress? I saw blue and black. And it WAS blue and black. Other people saw … I don’t even know, because how can you NOT see blue and black, like, ONLY? Are you “alternative facts” if you don’t see blue and black? This just cracked me up. (Salon)