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This is Stephen Moyer, SO MUCH HOTTER as himself as he is as the assy-banged Bill Compton on True Blood. Stephen stopped into a hair place yesterday, perhaps for a trim?

It looks a lot shorter under that cap. I like.

Being turned off by Bill really isn’t his fault. Physically they’ve deliberately made him unappealing. Ashy pale skin, worst style ever, while Eric is constantly favoured with a soft light and a warm glow – we are being seduced by the Swede. On purpose. I get it.

But when you put it all together with Bill’s whining and the impotence of Donnie Brasco, the combination doesn’t exactly make for fantasy loin quivering explosion.

Whatever. I’m not writing a f-cking thesis on this.

And we’re just over 48 hours from a new True Blood.

It will be my salvation.

Because I’ll be watching it after a weekend with 3 active children who never want to go to bed and never want to stop talking. Sunday please come quickly.


Photos from Flynetonline.com and Splashnewsonline.com

Stephen Moyer at the hair salon

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