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Arguments for:
-ItΓÇÖs been a good year professionally. Limitless did well. The Hangover 2 did very well.
-HeΓÇÖs American
-HeΓÇÖs now single having (strategically) split from Renee Zellweger who wouldnΓÇÖt have been very popular with the MiniVan Majority as a girlfriend
-JLo was dealing with him for about 5 minutes
-He would want it. Or, his people would want it for him. I donΓÇÖt know that Limitless was proof that Coop can open alone. They need to market him a lot stronger.

Arguments against:
-CoopΓÇÖs got nothing going on right now. HeΓÇÖs filming. TheyΓÇÖre not pushing for anything immediate.
-JLo dealt with him for about 5 minutes, and then moved on to a backup dancer. Most of that is on her, but some members of the MiniVan Majority have got to be like - whatΓÇÖs wrong with this dude?
-And thatΓÇÖs what it is: somethingΓÇÖs missing when it comes to Coop. HeΓÇÖs an Almost. But not quite. I canΓÇÖt put it into words, but itΓÇÖs not there, I know you know this.
-His people would want it for him. And would HE want it for him? I think this is what Coop struggles with: wanting to be a big bad Movie Star and hating the sh-t that comes with becoming a Big Bad Movie Star. Maybe thatΓÇÖs what the problem is - heΓÇÖs not fully committed to the Life, you know? And you can smell it on him.

Odds: 17 to 1

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