Douchebags A leather suit and Ebola As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. There is a reader who shall remain unnamed who stalwartly insists he deserves a reprieve. Like I said before – Brody might By Lainey • May 20, 2010 03:33 am
Douchebags Please remove your DoucheFace Laura always says I’m fickle. This is true. I will turn on a bitch without hesitation. This is why my crushes don’t last very long. Because perfection is impossible. And when that becomes too obvious in the subject, the subject is discarded. But I tried with Adrien Brody. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 04:12 am
Douchebags I used to think it was her... Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth! I By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 10:46 am
Patrick Dempsey Does it seem... Like Adrien Brody is always, kinda, posing? Or is his body just made that way? With a lean or something. Adrien and Keanu Reeves were at the 2010 Toyota Pro Celebrity Race Press Day this afternoon along with Patrick Dempsey, Christian Slater, and Brian Austin Green, among others. As you By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 12:13 pm
Quiveration Adrien vs Spittle Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 09:30 am
Quiveration Re-loving Adrien Brody A quick recap about why I stopped. It was all good until this came out. Click here and it’ll become clear. He fell in love with Elsa Pataky and turned into a cheesedick. They actually followed up that photo shoot with another one in which Elsa, in full hair By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 08:18 am
Quiveration Can we be friends again? It’s been a year since Adrien Brody’s embarrassing spread in Hello Magazine showing off the fake castle he used to inhabit with then girlfriend Elsa Pataky. Elsa was unable to leverage anything more than a wannabe royal residence out of Adrien and their romance has since reportedly fizzled. By Lainey • Nov 04, 2009 09:29 am
Cheese Still paying for the fake castle Oh Adrien Brody. He must be poor. It’s the only explanation. Just over a year ago, TIFF 2008, he was in Toronto for The Brothers Bloom. Duana and Michelle really enjoyed The Brothers Bloom. And we were all Brody fans. In person he has a style about him, an By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 03:10 am
Break Ups Are you Mr Lonely? This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re By Lainey • May 08, 2009 04:52 am
Adrien Brody Where is your spanish cheese? We must speak of Adrien Brody in these terms: B.E.: before Elsa and D.E.: during Elsa Elsa of course refers to Elsa Pataky, the love of his life, for whom he bought that fake castle in upstate New York and with whom he keeps posing for lame sh-t By Lainey • Apr 24, 2009 10:06 am
Gorgessity Away from the castle This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 02:07 pm
Bitch please Again? Last October, Michelle, Duana, and I were on a coach heading from the train station to our hotel in London. By the end of that bus ride, all the other passengers probably hated us. I had my laptop open checking email and started raging at the Adrien Brody photo spread By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 05:11 am
Adrien Brody Mom makes it better Remember when Adrien Brody sprayed his cheese all over the pages of Hello Magazine and lost us forever? Click here if you need a reminder or a source of endless amusement on a bleak Tuesday morning. He really is closing his eyes while leaning up against that wagon. How to By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 03:16 am
Adrien Brody Now this is a dress Rachel Weisz at the Brothers Bloom premiere in London. Right? Like architecture. But fashion. Wicked. Brothers Bloom opens some time in December. Duana and Michelle loved it at TIFF. And we all had our very own Adrien Brody moment at the Park Hyatt during the festival too. Which is why By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 01:14 pm
Adrien Brody Hello Adrien Brody in love… Hard. An intense, all consuming love. This must be why the ordinarily private Oscar winner has allowed his home to be photographed featuring him posing on the grounds and inside with his girlfriend Spanish actress Elsa Pataky. Elsa’s career isn’t exactly on par with his. But this won’ By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:17 am
Quiveration TIFF Blooms Mark Ruffalo has like 8,000 movies in the festival this year! Seriously…he’s a busy dude. But so underrated. By all accounts he is delightful in The Brothers Bloom which premiered last night at TIFF. Haven’t had a chance to screen it but I can’t imagine By Lainey • Sep 10, 2008 09:10 am
