LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Helen Mirren in stripes How hot is this bitch? At any age. Look at her. With her hand at the back of her neck, and her face fresh and natural... Helen Mirren is SO sexy. By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 03:04 pm
LifestyleArticle The Ageless Andy Lau For all you Hong Kongers out there... Andy Lau is 50 now. 50! I just found Return Of The Condor Heroes on DVD. Please. Totally burned through it in 2 days. Anyway, you know that whole Asian Aging Process I’ve been talking about since I started this blog oh By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 04:17 pm
Aging Gorgessity Rob Lowe’s genes Rob Lowe is participating in a charity event in Vancouver. He arrived yesterday with his assistant, then went for a walk in Stanley Park. Which he pretty much turned into an advertisement for Stanley Park. Right? This...doesn’t seem possible. Rob Lowe should be volunteering his biology, every part By Lainey • Apr 20, 2012 02:29 pm
Girlcrushes Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling Diane Keaton was in Toronto yesterday and appeared on The Marilyn Denis Show. I can’t find any pap photos of her. And there are several pap agencies represented in Toronto. For some reason, I guess Diane Keaton wasn’t a draw...? Who doesn’t love Diane Keaton? As my By Lainey • Mar 23, 2012 10:11 am
Girlcrushes Susan Sarandon had lipo There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 11:40 am
Smutty Surgery Tom’s beauty routine I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”. Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started By Lainey • Dec 23, 2011 11:20 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Um...look at Wonder Woman Lynda Carter showed up at a video game launch last night in Hollywood. Apparently she’s, like, big in video games now because she voices some really popular ones (please don’t ask me to become an expert on this) and she’s married to a dude who runs a By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:06 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Michelle Pfeiffer ELLE 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute You know why I think she hasn’t had much work done, if any, even though you’ll yell at me for it? Because her neck matches her face. It’s lovely. And she doesn’t look like she’s 18. By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 02:49 pm
Aging Gorgessity Still sexy, always sexy Susan Sarandon was in Toronto earlier this week at the opening of SPiN, the ping-pong social club she's been supporting for a while in New York. Ping-pong is a big Hollywood deal these days. All the parties I've been to this year, there are ping-pong tables By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 02:49 pm
Aging Gorgessity Michelle Yeoh for a nomination? Cannot tell you how excited I am to see Michelle Yeoh’s name on almost every list of predictions, so far, for a Best Actress Oscar nomination for her performance in The Lady. That’s three out of 5 for biopics this year if Yeoh, Meryl Streep, and Michelle Williams By Lainey • Oct 10, 2011 02:38 pm
Aging Gorgessity Standing next to Helen Mirren Jessica Chastain in 30. Helen Mirren is well over 30. She’s 66. How many times does a 30 year old have to worry about looking not as good standing next to a 66 year old? That’s Helen Mirren. Here they are at the New York screening of The By Lainey • Aug 23, 2011 06:15 am
Gorgessity This Hot Bitch Behaving Badly Look at her. Look at This Hot Bitch stalking down the street in New York like she owns it, working her 53 years better than almost any 53 year old on the market. Sharon Stone is gorgeous. There’s help, yes, yes, of course. But even the best help doesn’ By Lainey • Aug 23, 2011 04:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession 45/25 Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the By Lainey • Aug 15, 2011 04:05 am
Quiveration Ryan Gosling ear nuzzling Last night at the premiere of Crazy, Stupid, Love in New York, Ryan Gosling posed with Emma Stone like she was the only woman in the world. Which is kinda what he does with his co-stars on red carpets. It was the same way with Michelle Williams too during promotion By Lainey • Jul 20, 2011 06:05 am
Aging Gorgessity Mrs Halfpint is a DAME Dame Judi Dench was honoured by the Karlovy Vary Film Festival a few days ago in the Czech Republic. Earlier today, I wrote about women of a certain age, the smell of her hunger for a man, and wondered if it was offside to be making that observation about Christie By Lainey • Jul 06, 2011 09:03 am
Gorgessity A moment of Jason Can we take a moment to enjoy Jason Bateman? That doesn’t require an explanation, does it? And he looks SO GOOD here at The Green Lantern premiere last night. SO good. Those freckles! And young, still, without looking DONE. Boyish without any pull? This is my problem sometimes with By Lainey • Jun 16, 2011 08:11 am