Style Oh Dame! Katherine Heigl only wishes… The premiere of Arthur went down tonight in London. And while Katy Perry wore a flesh coloured tight dress and showed off her 25 year old body, the real woman of the evening was, no question, hands down, the Dame herself, Helen Mirren. Please. Enjoy this. By Lainey • Apr 19, 2011 09:33 am
Smutty Surgery Ashley & Marisa Have received a lot of email the last couple of days about Ashley Judd’s face. She’s out in the open right now because she’s promoting her memoir All That Is Bitter & Sweet. A lot of explosive revelations about childhood abuse and how sh-tty it was growing By Lainey • Apr 05, 2011 05:48 am
Aging Gorgessity Get old like Goldie As noted earlier, there was a random collection of celebrities invited to Gorbachev’s 80th birthday celebration last night in London. Among them Goldie Hawn. Who looked like she was lettin’er rip last night. This broad knows, has always known, how to have a good time. Has never apologised By Lainey • Mar 31, 2011 10:38 am
Hook Ups “Half of everything” looks great Remember he said that? Remember Sean Penn told The Hollywood Reporter that: "I got practical issues, like everyone else...I had just got taken for one half of everything I had in the divorce, so it's not like I don't have to work." (Source) By Lainey • Mar 10, 2011 02:36 am
Style Oscar Charcoal: Helen Mirren Duana and I just talked about Helen Mirren – she thinks it’s a big “samey”, she didn’t get “emotional” about this look the way she got emotional about Cate Blanchett’s. Didn’t we all get emotional about Cate Blanchett? We’ll get to Cate Blanchett later. That’s By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 02:44 am
Aging Gorgessity Michelle Jackie O Michelle Pfeiffer was photographed in New York today on the set of New Year's Eve. As you can see, she's in costume as an older woman. And, to me at least, looks like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis in the later part of her life. Yes? I like By Lainey • Feb 23, 2011 05:52 am
Aging Gorgessity Age gaps and f-ck buddies Written by Sasha Hi Sasha! So here's the deal: Last November I met up with a guy through lavalife for the sole purpose of hooking up. We met up for a drink and I had an instant attraction for him, not just because he's hot but By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 07:38 am
Smutty Surgery Leave the lips The photos really don't do her justice. This is the third or fourth time I've interviewed Demi Moore on a carpet. And each time it's pretty spectacular. Right now she's the thinnest I've seen her. Little little legs. And up By Lainey • Jan 26, 2011 06:42 am
Aging Gorgessity This Hot Bitch invests well I mean she must, right? Sharon Stone was in Paris today shopping at Chopard. As noted repeatedly, this hot bitch is still a superstar in France. In Europe. Where fame has no expiry date. Sharon turns 53 in March. And why do I call her This Hot Bitch? Because, well, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2011 09:29 am
Aging Gorgessity Prospera is busy Have a look at Helen Mirren yesterday on the New York set of Arthur starring Russell Brand. She plays his nanny or something. Now that is not a Lara Flynn Boyle face, is it? I see age on that face. A LOT of age. And is age a bad thing? By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 04:34 am
Aging Gorgessity They all can’t be Helen Mirren These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 10:03 am
Assy Style Old SAG girl beats New SAG girls: Helen Mirren Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:15 am
Girlcrushes Meryl + Tina Major fangirl crushing. Last night in New York at the premiere of Meryl’s latest It’s Complicated, Tina showed up to support her co-star Alec Baldwin, of course, but there’s no doubt a lot of respect for La Streep too. After all, aside from her obvious CAPABILITIES, Meryl By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 06:25 am
Gorgessity She ain’t no cougar She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 05:32 am
Quiveration Better genes It makes my friend Jody very happy when I post pictures of him. I am happy to post them. Am happy to make her happy. So everyone wins with Jason Bateman. Jason was with his Couples Retreat co-stars in London today at a photocall to promote the film. Look how By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 09:52 am
Douchebags Who’s younger? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 03:19 am
