Girlcrushes What Gwyneth’s Girl Sh-t sounds like Click here if you missed my Girl Sh-t post on Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday about how she slagged the MET Gala and patronised Miranda Kerr. The photos in that article were taken of my G out to dinner on Wednesday night and it turns out she was meeting up with By Lainey • May 10, 2013 09:58 am
Amazingness Girl Sh-t, by Gwyneth Paltrow Like handbags, Girl Sh-t comes in high end and low end. Low end would be, say, the housewives of whatever city. Slightly above that are the WAGs of whatever sport. For the luxury Girl Sh-t, you look to Anna Wintour. And, of course, my G. Have you seen By Lainey • May 09, 2013 11:49 am
Music Punk is not going to Punk Could Iman have pulled off Anna Wintour’s floral Chanel at the MET Gala on Monday? How is what you’re wearing Punk, Iman? It’s not. I married David Bowie. If you’ve not seen this yet, you’re about to experience a love explosion. It’s Bowie’s By Lainey • May 08, 2013 12:14 pm
Style Best MET Part 2: SJP YASSSSSSSSSS. With an A. YAS. This is Giles Deacon. You think her old friend Lee McQueen would have approved? Please. Those are TARTAN VELVET KNEE-HIGH BOOTS. And we haven’t even started on the headdress yet. It’s ridiculous. She knows it’s ridiculous. It’s supposed to be By Lainey • May 07, 2013 12:49 pm
Style Best MET Hair: Nicole Richie Duana hadn’t seen this before she went to bed last night. Her first note to me this morning was: Love the hair, hate the dress. I guess the point of the dress was not to compete with the hair. But I agree. We could have used some personality there. By Lainey • May 07, 2013 11:43 am
Amazingness It’s CHRISTMAS Every day should end like this. I want you to make sure you don’t get interrupted. No phone calls. No children needing you. No distractions. I want you to enjoy the next 6 minutes fully focused. It’s the only way. Mimi and Nick Cannon were married again at By Lainey • May 02, 2013 05:01 pm
Amazingness One of our favourite couples...and Brad Pitt I’m sorry. I should post more photos of Dawn O’Porter and Chris O’Dowd. Because we love them. Don’t we love them? Here they are today in London at the launch of her book Paper Aeroplanes. I’m attaching the synopsis, mostly for Duana, because I guarantee By Lainey • May 02, 2013 04:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Disneyland Bride A few weeks ago, I shared my thoughts on adults at Disneyland. And some of you yelled at me. Last night at Disneyland, Mimi married Nick Cannon again. They marry each other every year on their anniversary. Last year, they did it in Paris -- click here for a refresher. Every By Lainey • May 01, 2013 11:32 am
Amazingness RDJ and the kids Have you heard? Iron Man 3 made more money overseas than The Avengers. It’s already earned $200 million in advance of the domestic opening. Let’s break down RDJ’s recent box office record: Iron Man 3 -- $200 million to date, and it hasn’t even been released in By Lainey • Apr 30, 2013 10:15 am
Girlcrushes Did Cammie trim Gwyneth’s... Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen that she likes it 70s styles down there. If you missed that article from earlier, click here. Abby just sent me this video of Cameron Diaz on The Graham Norton Show... Talking about a girlfriend... Who is married... “Who is obsessed with having a 70s bush” By Lainey • Apr 26, 2013 10:19 am
Girlcrushes Gwyneth is hairy You’re going to be sad, you know. Gwyneth Paltrow is all up in your face right now, every day, making you hate her, or love her more, and then Iron Man 3 will come out next week in North America and she’ll retreat. And then there will be By Lainey • Apr 26, 2013 10:03 am
Girlcrushes Human Tilda dances Sarah from Cinesnark and I were sent this video today on Twitter by @daibyday -- thanks! It’s Tilda Swinton from a few days ago and she showed up at EbertFest 2013 and called on the audience to participate in a dance along. I saved it for the end of day By Lainey • Apr 24, 2013 05:01 pm
Lainey Interviews Pepperony Porn! But why can’t it be Iron Pepper? After all, she wears the suit now, and don’t yell at me about spoilers because that scene is in the trailer. I saw Iron Man 3 in a screening room on the Disney lot on Saturday which ended up being cooler By Lainey • Apr 22, 2013 03:46 pm
Amazingness Salma & Maya Gossip Nostalgia This morning I came across a link to the cast of Grown Ups 2 on Ellen. Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph were sitting beside each other. Guess what came to mind, right away? It’s been a long, LONG time since I watched that video. It’s been almost 3 By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 04:50 pm
Girlcrushes The Win in Swinton Has there ever been a case before where one celebrity had the best magazine cover, art installation, and boyfriend in all of Hollywood at the same time? Because that’s what Tilda Swinton is pulling off right now, and she’s making it look way too easy. Here she is By Dean • Apr 19, 2013 01:54 pm
Dumbass The Stupidest If the idea of a Ryan Lochte reality show confused you when you first heard about it, he's doing press to make it clear this show will be entirely about how stupid he is. Lochte is currently making the rounds, attempting to do interviews, and is evidently such By Dean • Apr 19, 2013 01:17 pm
